Things I Like

cute barista: alright you're all set, have a good day!

me:

cute barista:

me: so what are we?

mamrie:

tyleroakley:

gracehelbig:

comets-rockets-helbig:

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mamrie hart everyone

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING

INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.

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haha-date-me-haha:

When you forget to study for a test

haha-date-me-haha:

When you forget to study for a test

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watchog:

i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck

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Bo Burnham and Pete Holmes being dorks
AJ

bobaburnham:

Just a couple of my favorite moments from the first Bo Burnham episode of Pete Holmes’s podcast. It’s basically an appreciation of Bo and Pete making each other laugh and playing the boom game. 

(listen to the full episode here

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“IT ONLY HAD 1 HP LEFT I WAS SO CLOSE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME”
— Every person who has ever played a videogame ever (via its-a-funyarinpa)

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fearlesswift:

theperksoftaylorswift:

something-about-taylor:

all-too-well:

have we reached it………? have we reached the promised land?

it’s beautiful

so happy 

This is something I never though I would see 😍

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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

(via pwnedepicfail)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

omg

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

omg

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idrawboobs:

scarystardragonball:




These two excessively handsome acting men in peak physical fitness are are at their oldest in their early 30s. Their higschool and early college years were the height of Dragonball Z’s popularity.

idrawboobs:

scarystardragonball:

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These two excessively handsome acting men in peak physical fitness are are at their oldest in their early 30s. Their higschool and early college years were the height of Dragonball Z’s popularity.

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